As for the poll, it’s rather interesting. I’d have to agree that meaty and brown aren’t good words to describe nipples. Makes me think of something offered at a deli. (Though if I could get nipples at a deli, I’d make sure to take a number early and often.) I much prefer pink, as You do, but also I’d add “perky” and “silver dollar-sized” to my repertoire of adjectives. Perhaps I need to see more to think up more descriptions.