Do you have a favorite month of the year? I do. It’s Masturbation May! Okay, I’ll admit, I don’t need an excuse to masturbate or to give you stroking instructions, I just think that a month publicly dedicated to something we all do in private is hot. Plus, it’s spring and this is a great time of year to get all frisky. I know I am.
Femdom Guided Masturbation Month Calendar
Do you listen to the BDSM kink podcast I do with Ms Erika? It’s called The Weekly Hot Spot. Yesterday’s episode is about a special calendar of cock stroking instructions. It’s actually 5 weeks worth of JOI because we like giving you a lil something extra to think about and do.
Check out the episode called: Can you handle our Cock Stroking Instructions for Masturbation Month? Ms Erika and I talk about some of our favorite guided masturbation instructions. If you’re a fan of the podcast, buying our JOI Calendar is also a great way to support us and show some love to your sexy and hard working hosts. Here’s the link to Femdom Guided Masturbation assignments.
We know you already know what feels good when you stroke your cock. Now, we want you to try some new things to spice up your masturbation. There are a bunch of things we want you to do including:
Creative masturbation positions
Chances are you do the up down up down stroking. Right? Maybe you’ll add in a little twist but for most strokers, the hand position is the same all the time. Let’s switch it up and we’ll tell you exactly what we want you to do and how to do it. Ms Erika has a private page on her blog, Intelligent Phone Fantasy, that gives detailed instructions for different ways to stroke. We’ll tell you what hand position, speed and time to edge before you are allowed to cum.
Femdom lube recommendations for edging
We want you to try some new sensations with your lube. I have a private page on my blog that you access only through the link in the calendar. This has a quick primer on lube and some specific lube recommendations to use while you’re stroking with these JOI.
While you’re there, take a look at the links to weird lube flavors including a cum flavored lube and a bacon flavored lube. If anyone gets either of those, tell me what you think! I am so curious for lube reviews for these two kinds. They’ve got to be either pretty interesting or so weird that these are novelty lube items (or, actually it could be both!).
DIY masturbation ideas
Speaking of new sensations, try some of the ideas for DIY stroking aids. Remember, we always say, try it and if you don’t like it, don’t do it again but if you are willing to give it a try, you might find something you love and will continue to do. These instructions are simple things you’ll find around the house so it’s discrete and easy to use.
Remote controlled sex toys
If you’ve listened to the podcast for any length of time, you know Ms Erika and I are big fans of Lovense remote controlled sex toys. If you already have one of the toys, connect with me. I’m Experienced Mistress on the app and I’d love to control your toy (and you!).
Instructions from this Experienced Mistress
Here are your instructions. Head over to the First Class Erotica Store. This is a new site that has all sorts of fun in one place. You’ll find, phone sex assignments. pre-produced erotic audios, instructions for getting custom audios and a handy link to our free adult social networking site, Enchantrix Empire.
Here’s the link to our Month of Femdom Guided Masturbation Calendar. Oh and it’s a special price for now, only $69 because hey, who doesn’t love a lil 69? (You knew I had to make that joke, didn’t you?)
Get in touch! Let’s celebrate Masturbation Month together!
Wow. That remote control toy would be insane. The wonders of technology have caught up to our dicks!
Oh you don’t even know half of it !!!
There are other remote control sex toy companies — my personal favorite is Lovense because of reliability and ease of use.
There are a bunch of options — dicks, asses, you name it!
you always have such beautiful & hott pics in your posts. Thank you
Thank you so much kind sir — I do aim to … ahem … inspire!
LOL
Well, i better get my May on, and the coming months. Because in about 8 months, Im gonna be …. busy.
You should be used to masturbating … I mean when is the last time you got anything other than your hand?
Right ?????
hahahahahaha
Life of a ‘man’ with a small penis!
Other than my hand? Nothing. Im married and living a pussy free life.
laughs and laughs
YOU are pussy free – which is the way things should be. After all, your wife was COCK FREE until she made you her cuckold and SHE took a lover with a real man’s cock.
LOL
I’ve had Soo many experiences as a beta from my tewn years, I could write a book about it. really, it’s no surprise my wife is getting dicked down by other , more sexually capable men
laughs and laughs
And, you sure do break the ‘stereotype’ … I always point out that each person/relationship is different and unique …. and I remain THRILLED that she is getting her well deserved pleasure!
Did someone just say small penis? Well I wish I had no penis at all. I say my prayers every night that I would wake the next morning with a body as beautiful as Goddess Olivia. Could you please help me with this desire Mistress and have all the LDW Ladies pray for me as well. I want to be a woman ????, I want to be a woman ????, I want to be a woman ????, I want to be a woman ????.
Not just ANY kind of woman …. when I think of you Jizzelle, I think of a high sexual, erotically charged, hot, sexy woman …. Oh wait, that’d be me! hahahahahahaha
Yeppers I’d be your wingwoman and I’d love to see your …. ahem …. skills!
Oh my. I think May will now have new meaning to me. Of course I know (and love) that you will always control my masturbation. But reading this and then looking at all the various ways to masturbate on the calendar, oh my my my!! Then there’s thinking of the remote Lovense toys! Well, I don’t need to saying thing other than “SLUT SWITCH!” Which you know is what I named my Hush (“Mistress Olivia’s slut switch”. ????!
laughs
That’s a GREAT name for the Lovense Hush …. the SLUT SWITCH!
I’ll call it that from now on!
Thank you also for loving the calendar — you know Ms Erika and I love doing those types of things – we’ll SHE loves the tech and I love partnering up with her — team work makes the dream work!
Happy Masturbation May!!
Instructions from Olivia are the best— Especially when she is watching!! Just about the time the blood left my brain, she took over. It was almost if she knew exactly what I wanted without me having to ask-WOW!!
And I love to watch!!!
Mmmmmmmm, that’s a perfect pairing isn’t it?
How is your Masturbation May going?
wink wink, nudge nudge
Ms Olivia, This all sounds fascinating, but since you and Ms Hunter keep me locked in permanent chastity, my days of masturbation are over!!
laughs —- well, there is THAT ….
so I guess you’d be looking longingly at the calendar …. OH NO! There might be an instruction about women’s underpants so it’s probably best if you avoid that instruction.
LOL
Yes, Ms Olivia, yes, ma’am! I’m always your obedient submissive and, before you ask or give me any orders, yes, I’m on my way back to the basement to wash and mend some more pairs of your underpants!!
washing and mending underpants …. but not LOOKING for you know what!
Yes, Ms Olivia, yes, ma’am! I will avoid any instruction about ladies underpants!