Mistress loves baseball
I’m so glad baseball season is here. It’s Opening Day! I have a pretty good fantasy baseball lineup — at least it’s good for now while people are healthy.
How do you like your ball handling?
I know there are some of you that follow the MLB as much I do. You know what it’s like — the beginning of the season and everything is new and shiny – players are healthy and happy.
The 2nd base rule for extra innings is still in effect (bitches) but you can’t have everything in life. Sigh.
I don’t think I’m expert enough to coach a team or be the Commissioner of Baseball — could you imagine Mistress Commish? No, that won’t work but I do think I might contribute to the good of the game.
I can befriend a young pitcher and then have him wear my garter belt under his uniform if he gets in a slump – those of you who are Bull Durham fans will understand that line.
Baseball is like tease and denial
Then —- maybe it takes a month or two but by August …. the anticipation turns into the ache which turns into pleading and then begging.
Well, you know — I’m a NY Mets fan — that means by August I’m curled in a ball, sobbing in the corner, throwing stuff at the TV and threatening to go to Flushing and kick some ass. This is my life.
Enjoy Opening Day!