Mistress loves baseball
I’m so glad baseball season is here. It’s Opening Day! I have a pretty good fantasy baseball lineup — at least it’s good for now while people are healthy.
How do you like your ball handling?
I know there are some of you that follow the MLB as much I do. You know what it’s like — the beginning of the season and everything is new and shiny – players are healthy and happy.
The 2nd base rule for extra innings is still in effect (bitches) but you can’t have everything in life. Sigh.
I don’t think I’m expert enough to coach a team or be the Commissioner of Baseball — could you imagine Mistress Commish? No, that won’t work but I do think I might contribute to the good of the game.
I can befriend a young pitcher and then have him wear my garter belt under his uniform if he gets in a slump – those of you who are Bull Durham fans will understand that line.
Baseball is like tease and denial
Then —- maybe it takes a month or two but by August …. the anticipation turns into the ache which turns into pleading and then begging.
Well, you know — I’m a NY Mets fan — that means by August I’m curled in a ball, sobbing in the corner, throwing stuff at the TV and threatening to go to Flushing and kick some ass. This is my life.
Enjoy Opening Day!
You should manage and/or coach a team, and i could be one of your cheerleaders! 🙂
I know just the cute lil outfit for you to wear !!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ll be the best sissy cheerleader – go team GO !
Hi Mistress Olivia: Yes indeed, nothing represents springtime more than “Opening Day”. Just love those naughty baseball terms out there. I mentioned a few in one of Mistress Erika’s blog recently but we can go up to the booth for an instant replay.
No balls, two strikes, two bagger, squeeze play, batting “cleanup” and, I think, my fave…drag bunt.
Many more out there if we beat the bushes looking for talent.
Batter “up”? You bet he his !
What’s the punishment for the balk? Would that require the pitcher be tied on the St. Andrews cross in the bullpen? Flogged over in foul territory? I soooooo want to be an umpire – I know I’d be better than Angel Hernandez but that’s sure not saying much LOL.
Let’s really investigate what will happen when we …. PLAY BALL !!!!
Now that’s something I’d love to see…Ms. Olivia as the umpire in my league. You would command such respect and keep those whiners in line. I could only presume you’d have a large strike zone and ring up a lot of hackers, sending them sheepishly back to the dugout with their bat in their hands!
Now obviously you would never stoop to sweep the plate and wondered if you would assign this task to me? (On my non game nights)
I’m sure my uniform would adhere to your strict conditions!
Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooo — I don’t want a gi-normous strike zone — personally I’d like to see more small ball and have more actions beyond strikes and homeruns. Supposedly the ball is different this year — although I was reading something about the coefficient of restitution for balls and I think that should be a way to track boob job bounciness. Should I put you in charge of that? OR will you be in cute lil outfit flitting around the field until I say, come here sweep the plate.
If MLB is bound and determined to deaden the ball to reduce the home run count there are alternatives. One of the most amusing I can think of is recreate the wood repellant potion of Prof. Vernon King in the charming baseball flick “It Happens Every Spring”
My home team is in the AL East, but I would prefer no DH. Inter league play on the road demonstrates how NL ball requires more strategy. A DH MVP? Please. But don’t deaden the ball…2 -1 games belong in soccer. I have enough problems in my life with “small numbers”!?
Id be quite happy to be at the ready for you…little whisk in hand!
Ohhhhh I just looked up that movie – It Happens Every Spring — I can get it on Prime! YAY !!! Sometimes the old movies can be hard to find. Thank you for the suggestion! I’m glad we don’t have a DH but I kind of like that the position is available because it at least makes the career of some just a little longer. For example our former catcher Wilson Ramos still has lots of power but whew after that long as a catcher, his knees must be shot! I liked him a lot when he was with the Mets. Who is your team — if it’s the Orioles, then congratulations are in order – you lead the league! hahahahahahahahahaha
Toronto Blue Jays?? Perfect record…so far. Only a half game back! Lol!
I love the Blue Jays — except not the stadium — you know we have Marcus Stroman – I’m excited to see what he’ll do this year.
I am warming up my red dresses in case things get desperate and I think they will. Our division is really good this year so I will probably wear out the red mermaid.
I just found out that there was a covid positive test on the Nationals — so opening day of kaput — waaaaaaaaa! Sigh. I think you should wear that red mermaid – you are stunning in this dress!
I’m Minnesota Twins fan-hopefully they can get back into playoffs and win a game as they’ve lost 18 in a row. What about them wearing bras and panties underneath?
I’m a Twins fan as well — their minor league team used to be the Rochester Redwings and I would go to games here all the time – Frontier Field is a great lil ballpark. Now, it’s home to the Nationals — BLEH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should be the Mistress Commish and pass out bras and panties to all those that need them! 😉 🙂 including you Carli!
Well I am in the stadium right now trying to get set up for the game well you sitting on the steps of a dugout. Ain’t nobody
Catching a fly ball Astros should of come with that
Popcorn peanuts n cracker jacks enjoy the season
How’d the set up go? Just looked at the score (6th) and you’re up by 2 against the Braves and, as a Mets fan, you know I’m totally rooting against Atlanta — although I’m still mad at the Phillies because of Chase Utley’s slide into 2nd. Oh and I love love love peanuts in the shell – I don’t want to eat them at home because they’re too messy LOL.
That second base rule stinks, but at least there’s no DH in the National League. Once again, T-Mobile provides a free subscription to MLB.com — so I’m happy.
RIGHT !!!! I don’t like that 2nd base rule either — it’s horrible and stupid and come on, how much time does it save? Nothing! BLEH! I had a devil of a time signing up through T-Mobile but finally got it — I love that I get the MLB.com subscription. I’m seeing that the Phillies are winning in the 6th but you know that can change in a heartbeat — that’s part of the quirky joy of baseball.
Well, you know my first love is the Cubbies — who lost today. As to the 2nd base runner. Here’s the thing, traditionally only 9% of games go to extra innings. Of those, more than 50% end after 10 without the baserunner. So it has to be more about reduce the time on the field of the players rather than reducing game time.
I’m confused — wouldn’t the player time on the field be the same as game time? What am I missing?
Hi Mistress Olivia, Baseball might be better off with Mistress Commish. Then again i think everything in the world would be better off being run by women. The Mets have a good chance of being good this year so it might be different this August.
I’m cautiously optimistic. I have deGrom and Alonso on my fantasy baseball team!
Hi Ms Olivia: I thought I’d send a new comment cuz that thread is getting thinner and tough to read!
Yes our Blue Jays…(I actually was at their very first game in 1977…blizzard and all!). Google it! Gotta admit, sports is the last thing I thought I’d be offering my views on here! We had season tickets for a couple years and saw some of the greats. Went from a bad stadium to a worse one! You are so right! Jays and Mets have a long trade history…(thanks for Mookie…not so much Dickey!)
Stro is a good pitcher but got moody in T.O. Syndegaard was in the Dickey deal. What do you think of Mets/Jays Fall Classic?
The Jays haven’t won since ‘93!
I love talking baseball — and all sorts of ball handling 🙂 🙂 lol It’s awesome to have this convo here! I really really really wanted Dickey to do great things in Toronto. Did you read his book? Fascinating and it always reminds me that these guys (and all of us) have way more to our stories than is seen on the surface. We DID get Syndegaard from you and (I’m in the minority here) but I never got on the Thor bandwagon — something about him I’m just hmmmmm … I can’t explain it. Hey, speaking of fall classics — have you ever been to Cooperstown? Their fall classic is soooo fabulous! Doubleday “stadium” is full of history and the hall of fame is a must see for any baseball fan!
No, I’ve never visited Cooperstown but it would be fascinating to wander back into such a rich history of this great game.
We do have the Hockey Hall of Fame here, luckily for us…”The Stanley Cup is always in Toronto even if we haven’t won it in years!”
Now, I have to get a little naughty again…watching Jays/Yankees and the pitcher missed on an outside “back door slider”
Ms Olivia I have to wonder if you have the “Back door slider” in your arsenal? I wonder if I’d be able to handle that pitch!
Talk about a 7th inch….er, I mean inning “stretch”!
laughs and laughs
Honey I have a back door slider that will make you sliddddeeeeeeee home!
And I would assume (wink) you have excellent control with this pitch. The ideal location would be “low and inside”. Neither of us want this pitch ending up in the dirt.
Of course the sign has been given by the third base coach…I’m “taking all the way!”
Gotta love baseball!⚾️
hahahahahahaaha you know I think of you when I hear Gary, Keith and Ron calling the plays! I’m like, ohhhhhhhh fuck YEAH! LOL
Oh Ms. Olivia you will give me a swelled head with compliments like that!?. Hmmm…probably quite appropriate for “Masturbation May”!
I’ve taken you to extra innings in this wonderful to and fro. Longest one I’ve ever seen went 17…..innings, Ms Olivia, innings!?
A swollen head? hahahahaha fabulous line! And PERFECT for Masturbation May you are right about that!