So, you have a small penis — what now?

Listen to me talk about your small penis in this audio.
Here are some things you need to know.  There a big difference in your life if you have a small penis.  I bet you’ve already experienced some of these things — your embarrassment and harassment.  You’ve already suspected certain things and maybe you need some straight talk about your teeny weenie.  Here are some other things you need to know:

1.  Tiny dick “men” have a “special” place:

Awwww, it might not be the place you want but at least you are IN the life of a sexy woman.  You’re there — not as a lover —  you’re in the FRIEND ZONE.  When you’re there — it’s like a black hole — you don’t escape.

2, 3, and 4: If you have a small penis I’m putting you in PANTIES!

This list is inspired by someone who emailed me with the following questions.
“Do you think it is more common for small or tiny endowed males to want or feel like they would like to wear panties?”
 Well yes.  That’s my short answer.  You “want” to wear panties because frankly, they FIT you better than male underwear like boxers or briefs.  Since they feel better you will (eventually) want to wear panties.  This is your fate.
“Do tiny guys feel like it is “right” or they “deserve to wear them” or something like that?”
I’ll answer that this way:  Tiny guys don’t deserve to wear male underwear! ~laughs~  It doesn’t FIT — and it’s dumb for you to even try.
“Do you think a woman is more likely to even think of putting a guy into panties if he is small? Is the thought less likely to come to her with average or big guys?”
~laughs and laughs and laughs~  Women do not automatically think of putting a large cock in panties.  And, putting a guy with a small dick in panties is usually the first thing I think of when I see a small penis.
There are more questions on this topic.  If you have a question, post in the comments and/or send me an email:  olivia AT — or just give a call and we’ll talk!

Your Experienced Mistress,

Ms. Olivia