Okay folks, I have a confession.
I haven’t blogged for AGES and I’m embarrassed about that. I mean, I LIKE writing, telling stories and blogging.
Still, with each passing day I feel like gaaaaaaa, I need to post something AMAZING. I’m over here trying to write War and Pieces of Ass and it’s got me all faklempt.
I need to break the logjam of this weird form of writer’s block. So — I’m posting this confession blog post to get over the “whatever this is.”
Actually, now that I think of it War and Pieces of Ass could be a really great book title or the title of a parody porn of a famous movie.
Okay, enough! Posting this and the next blog will be fucking AMAZING – or at least more in line with stuff I usually post.
Your Experienced Mistress,
Ms Olivia
Anything You post gets my pulse rate up, Ms. Olivia! Great to read Your words and i look forward to hearing Your voice hopefully soon.
Why thank you!
This is a quirky post and I’m so glad it got your “pulse rate” up — sure it was your pulse and not a specific party of your BODY!?!
hahahahahaha
Thank You Mistress Olivia for posting this blog.
My Mistress – Mistress Tia and I are trying hard to hook up a time when we can have a two Mistress call with You. This will give You something to write about!!
I adore Mistress Tia!
Ohhhhh we have gotten in some trouble together!
“War and Pieces of Ass”. Teehee! You’re funny, Ms. Olivia! I’m sure it’s shaping-up to be quite the erudite novel! Next up in your literary output will undoubtably be Anal Karenina! Ha!
Oh, I also just commented on your fun audio “Ms Olivia and sissy training” at the wonderful Sissy School forum!
I wish you awesomeness in your blogging endeavors, Ms. Olivia! Yay!
What a GREAT title: Anal Karenina
LMAO
That’s such a great title!
Thank you Jamie, I’m so glad you wrote!
Yippee! You’re welcome, Ms. Olivia!
And now I’m thinking of all the movies, books and music that we can turn raunchy by changing the titles. LOL Jamie Michelle, you have RUINED me lady! hahahahaha
Teehee, Ms Olivia! Here’s some that I thought of:
movies:
Forest Hump
Hairy Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher
American Creampie
Bareback Mountin’
book:
Nineteen Eighty-Whore
restaurant:
Pizza Slut
OMG !!!!!
hahahahahaha
Jamie Michelle – these are EPIC titles !
Ms Erika and I should do a quirky episode for the podcast — what fun!
Doing a quirky episode with Ms. Erika sounds awesome, Ms. Olivia! Yippee! If it’s announced on the Sissy School forum then I would try to listen to it!
Ms Erika and I often have quirky episodes simply because I take us off on excursion and the next thing you know we’re talking about some random thing that may or may not have anything to do with sex!
LOL
I’ll try and remember to post it — in the meantime you can keep watch on The Weekly Hot Spot podcast on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5QagnHvAIZA2XzKjK8JFON
xoxo
Mistress,
The rumors are going wild. My favorite is that the CIA has captured you and forced you to train a group of girls to counter the Russian female spies,
I volunteer to be one of the test dummies.
Please come back, we need you.
hahahahahahaha
We’ll catch those Sparrows!
This was so great to talk with you today — you can be a fabulous test dummy!
So good to see you back, I’ve missed you! If we ever get a chance to talk, I have a LOT to tell you.
Ohhhhhhh I can’t wait!
I want to hear EVERYTHING (and then some!)
I’m back from vacation-summer coming to end-time to confess again that I want to be dressed up as a girl by you with lipstick kisses on my cheeks.
Ohhhhhh Carli you might get trapped into dressing like a woman!
Ohhhhhhhh noooooooooo!!!
You’re be our girly girl forever!