You will probably not read this blog post in the New England Journal of Medicine …. but, you might have seen this *covered* on Fox News (fair AND balanced) …. a team of researchers in Sandwich, Kentucky are looking for the “female viagra” ….. (hmmmmm, where in Sandwich would they be looking? …. between the BUNS? …. I digress.
So. This team of scientists have reportedly “uncovered” a substance that helps boost female arousal and ability to achieve an orgasm …. something, apparently, a shockingly 40% of women have trouble experiencing at least some time in their lives.
If these intrepid investigators are successful …. will it be the Little Pink Pill …. brought to you by Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, the folks who brought you (and US indirectly unless you’re a lesbian – which I’m not … I’m an optimist, which means I’m Bi-sexual) … anyway, brought to us ALL by the same dandy marketing team that cums up with the Little BLUE Pill. Color coded orgasms …. think of the Sherwin Williams of physical stimulation.   And, all this *searching* and *uncovering* is happening in Sandwich.
Is it just ME …. ? I mean …. for no extra charge I can tell the scientists where they need to look and what they need to uncover. Look down baby, yes, go down PAST my boobs….ohhhh, isn’t the journey fun? …. okay…..now UNCOVER My clit or, if YOU are writing for the New England Journal of Medicine, the clitoris … see that bit of skin, that’s the “fold” because it folds over the clit and then like the warmup band, leaves the stage for the Main Event. That’s where IT is….that’s what you uncover. Okay, that seems simple enough. Stay there, be friendly. Spell things.
So, WHY are so many women having trouble achieving orgasm at some point in their lives? Well, first it’s in the phrasing.  I’m not sure about other women but I think of ACHIEVEMENT as something that I work hard, earn and then celebrate with perhaps a pedicure. You know, along the lines of, “Honey, I’ve achieved My workout goals this week so it’s time for highlights in My hair.”
Powerful earth shattering Orgasms, (at least MINE anyway) don’t fall into the category of planning/execution/hardwork = achievement. MY uber fun orgasms tend to come from connection, intimacy, and arousal (physical and intellectual). It’s mental not mechanical.
Really guys, it’s actually THAT SIMPLE. And, that is one of the reasons why I cherish this phone sex connection with you …. sure, there are different LEVELS of intimacy and but, most of My callers respect My boundaries and therefore I experience a sense of *safety* ….. I’ll give you some examples.
Simple intimacy is when a caller directly says EXACTLY what his erotic fantasy is and how he wants me to give it to him. He is straightforward with his erotic roleplay scenario and we *play* within those contexts. Or, I’m thinking of one caller whom I ADORE who does fruit fucking sessions and let’s me HEAR the squishing noises of his cock inside the melon. Or…or….or Felicia the sissy slut who is so much FUN on the erotic humiliation excursions! ….. or, or, or there are SO MANY examples but the common theme is that each of these men has the courage to SAY what they want and what they want me to do … there’s no passive/aggressive bullshit game playing which really kills sexual arousal.
Another level of intimacy is when we do more than just the mechanics of a sexual fantasy on the phone …. when we actually talk or laugh and connect as human beings being human (which is why the SEX is important to have in there …. otherwise there would be no homo sapiens and another species would be finding humans like we find trilobites …. “Look Ma, it’s a fossilized phone sex mistress. Can I keep it?” I digress again.
When I can actually CONNECT with you on the phone, it’s amazing and that level of connection can grow, deepen and change. I started this career two years ago and on this, My LDW Group Anniversary month, it’s important for Me to, once again, say THANK YOU to you for all YOU bring into My life. Things could be different. I could live in Sandwich, KY and be stuck in a lab searching for sexual fulfillment. Hmmm. Life is Good!
Olivia
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Brava Ms Oliva! I must admit that I adore it when you digress. *laugh* Your fabulous wit SHINES forth in
this posting beautiful friend.
Ms Violet, you KNOW I adore you! Were your ears burning recently? I was talking with a caller who is a musician and I told him he has to connect with YOU … or, even better still, both of us at the same time. I told him …. and now everyone ELSE ! LOL …. to check out your “about” page on your blog …. https://www.personalpleasurecalls.com/about/ Ohhhh, I hope we get to ‘make music’ again together soon ! Hugs and love, Oh oh oh-livia
Another wonderful post, MsOlivia! Brava.
I suppose the whole Sandwich (between the buns, lol) work is an extension the age old quest for better sex/arousal/orgasms. Throughout the ages, people have tried to find aphrodesiacs. Oysters, while yummy, don’t make me horny. However, I do see the benefits to bubble baths, candlelight, and giving all over massages with scented oils. Oh and chocolate. Perhaps the scientists in Sandwich should concentrate on those things instead.
You’ve of course touched upon the real arouser, and that’s intimacy. The giving of oneself, not necessarily in an M/s relationship, though it could be that, but just also doing for another, exposing the real us not just the facades we wear. That is powerful stuff.
Mind you, pointing out the right…umm…spot as You did helps, but in a way that’s also the intimacy part. Telling what you want is opening up. I hate guessing myself. Of course in my case, I’d hoped You were pointing even lower to your feet, but now I digress. LOL
Anyway, I also want to wish You a happy anniversary, MsOlivia!
As always magnus, you are DELIGHTFUL. Have I told you recently THANK YOU so much for taking time to leave a comment? I know lots of people *read* the blog – they tell Me – but, you alone are consistent with your attention and comments. THANK YOU !
Now, I couldn’t help but think of our very own massage therapist …. the lovely and talented Ms Briana at http://www.intelligentphonefantasy.com ….. when I read when I read your comment about the massage oil. Say, are YOU the one who sent Me the massage oils from My wishlist about a year ago? Are you My secret admirer?
I digress.
I do that.
HUGS and pinches 🙂
Awww, You are very welcome, MsOlivia (and I think You’re going to give me a big head). I genuinely enjoy Your posts and like to return the favor.
As for the gift, no, I’m sorry, it wasn’t me. It would not be right to take credit from someone else. I am not surprised You have secret admirers though. And I love Your digressions of course too. 🙂
Life is good! And it is getting better as I get to know you. No question you have a brilliant wit and power of observation and analysis that allows you to be “the experienced Mistress”. I am still looking forward with excitement to our first phone call!
*waves*
Hi bill…….thank you so much 🙂 You can tell, I put a lot of thought and creativity into these blog posts. I really enjoy this environment because the exploration of Power Exchange can go in so many ways … and when we do talk on a phone sex call, will FULLY explore this! BTW, let Me just say publicly once again, THANK YOU for sending Me items off My Wish List. THAT continues to make Me smile! I love to be surprised and you certainly surprised Me!