Paula the Dispatcher says I have a Magic Pussy
Here’s a conversation with me and Paula Pimptress, LDW Group Dispatcher:
Dispatch Paula: “LMAO I have a caller on the line asking “What the hell is she talking about for so long”
Me: “OH! That poor guy! What did you say?”
Dispatcher Paula: “ I told him about your Magic Pussy. He said he was going to mention it next time he speaks to you.”
Me: “OMG hahahahahahahaahaa. That made me laugh! That’s a blog post: Paula says, Olivia has a magic pussy. Laughs. I actually talked with him longer than this call (at least so far).”
Dispatcher Paula: “LMAO LMAO He said the call was awesome and it was like sitting around with girlfriends chatting”
Me: “Awwww, I feel the same way! We had a lot of fun!”
Dispatcher Paula: “I SH*T YOU NOT………I just answered the phone and got “IS the Magic Pussy available?” This caller set up an open call back with you.
I never busted out laughing so hard in my life. I was looking at your Magic Pussy comment when I answered and he asked to speak with the Magic Pussy. Seriously I think I pulled a muscle from cracking up too hard and fast.”
Here’s what to do when I’m on a call
This caller is right, some of my calls are long — because of my Magic Pussy — LOL — and sense of humor!
If I’m on a call, you can ask the Dispatcher how long she thinks I’ll be. Some calls have an automatic cutoff, that means she can tell you how long I’ll be and you can set up a callback or call in the minute you see that green (available) light on this blog. (( Remember to refresh so you see the latest availability status.))
While you’re waiting, contemplate what we’ll talk about and hope that you get to talk with Paula Pimptress and then … moi.
Tweet from Paula via @LDWDispatch: “ I truly love my job. Yesterday a customer made me laugh so hard and fast I think I pulled a muscle. It involved Olivia and her Magic Pussy.”
Now – it’s your turn to “pull a muscle” – we can laugh, do something else, or … both!
Your Experienced Mistress,
Ms Olivia
Ah well I must say wtf
Were is the wand
hahahahahahahhaha
Points down — right HERE baby, right here!
Goddess Olivia and Dispatch Paula I’m glad that I was part of this hilarious sequence of events. I almost cracked a rib myself being part of the fun. Loved every second of our extremely extended call. I adore being a sissy girl for you and the other Mistresses, especially my owner “Empress Lilly”. Hugs and kisses ? to all my LDW sisters. Also, let Ms. Ally know that this sissy thinks she is #1 in my book and I would love ❤️ working for her in any capacity she would deem appropriate.
Sissy,
Jizzelle
Jizzy — I’m still laughing and so is Paula! This sure does fall into the category of “can’t make this up” — hahahahahaha — I’m telling you, your sense of humor (and love of cock) makes you fit right in here! grins
There’s no way I can win any bets against you/the other ldw mistresses as all of you now have seen me dresses up as a girl on Skype in my matching plum bra/panties/pink sissy collar/heels/long black wig/makeup and lipstick. Especially with girlish legs/bum you said in last call as well in your last blog saying I have to accept this. With lipstick kisses on my cheeks reminding me that I am your weak helpless submissive and feminine cream puff girl forever. I’ve no choice.
You’re my cream puff girl — and you’re going to be this way forever and ever — I’ll seal the deal with lipstick kisses all over your face.
Oh Ms O!
This is great thanks, I was laughing as well. They are right you DO have A magic pussy! Woo hoo!
laughs — points down — right down hereeeeeeeee – giggles
Hello mistress Olivia it’s Samantha I bet and believe it is very magical and it is very lovely and beautiful too
giggles
I had the best time writing this Magic Pussy blog post! I laughed the whole time!