My Dears…..
So much to tell you and the phone is ringing off the hook. I do believe I will have to stop taking calls in order do put together an intelligent blog posting ….. of course, this IS phone sex, so really just exactly how intelligent do I need to be?
If My phone sex callers are any indication, I need to be on My toes … alert, attentive and creative. Sex is rarely, merely, the physicality of sex …. the slap and tickle …. the bump and grind. As FUN as all the sweaty somethings are …. the Art of Erotic Storytelling is really an intellectual endeavor …. a meeting of the, ah, minds for without this, the most sensual part of the body, it is at best a slippery encounter with, what, maybe 10 seconds of tingles. Oh pleeeezeeee…..that is NOT the stuff that crowns are renounced for…..wars fought over …. fortunes tossed aside for. Nope, the stuff that goes on between the ears is far more enticing, erotic and *dangerous* than the stuff that goes on between the sheets.
Now that what happens between the sheets is not something to be totally ignored mind you. And, I can tell you some fabulous things to do with your sheets when you turn yourself …. and control of your cock … over to My nimble ah……voice, mind, fingers, imagination and, of course, guided masturbation instructions.
And, My life…..yes I do have a Real Life … is in a lively phase right now …. so, if any of you fuckers want phone humiliation or want a Mean Mistress yell at you, then now IS the time to call Me …. because frankly, I’m not very MEAN most days and right now, I’m in a mood where I could just easily rip you a new one. And, gee, why waste that on innocent bystanders?
Enough said? Call NOW. 1-800-356-6169
Ohhhhhhh-livia
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