Why Mistress turns him into a cuckold
You’ve been reading an email from a phone sex caller who wants me to talk with his sexy new girlfriend. He’s in for some humiliation. First, he took me to task for telling the truth about guys with a small dick. Okay, listen, you KNOW what is going on.
When she actually takes a look at your package and then suddenly is ohhhhh so busy when you call … ~laughs~ … the fact that women don’t like a small cock is not news to you. I just told the truth. And you know there’s no erotic turn on quite like sensual humiliation. There are so many types of phone humiliation I have lots to work with here (so to speak).
Why I tell women to cuckold him
The guy who emailed is worried about my advice to cuckold guys who have a small dick. Here’s what he says,
It almost sounded like you enjoyed talking to the hot girl in your story about cuckolding her boyfriend. It seemed as if you considered it a sport! Don’t you realize how much he will miss having sex with her? It will be awful for him. Correct me if I’m mistaken but I got the distinct impression that you’ve successfully done this with other couples. You seemed to know just how to recognize and draw out her dissatisfaction. I AM very curious to hear what else you said to the girl in the story … but only her. Please Mistress, not my new girlfriend. I don’t want another man between my girlfriend’s legs. That’s where I want to be. It has been sooo long.
The truth about a man with less than average penis size.
Average penis size is six inches (some say between 5 and 6 inches). My personal size much larger than average size. I am a size Queen. I might accept (or at least try) a cock that is 7 or 8 inches, but honestly it’s got to be really fucking thick AND he must have all sorts of other redeeming qualities. If you have less than 7 inches … and I know the email guy is less than 7 inches, I will give his sexy new girlfriend good advice.
My Mistress advice will be good for HER. Awwww, poor guy! ~laughs~
“I might accept (or at least try) a cock that is 7 or 8 inches, but honestly it’s got to be really fucking thick AND he must have all sorts of other redeeming qualities.”
That’s a cold reality wake up call Ms. O. I guess all these years of measuring myself in centimeters was pretty self delusional.
“Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky
~snorts~ hahahhahahahahahhaha You know what? That Dostoyevsky quote absolutely MAKES your comment! Erm …. I am measuring in inches ….. tee heee ….. welcome to the cold reality and since we’re talking literature as a meme for reality, look up Fire and Ice by Frost. ~grinz~ Poor guy.
Ms. Olivia, your post left me with the widest -and most wicked- grin on my face. Why can’t a man with a little dick (like your caller here) accept the fact that just because he WANTS to be the one to bring pleasure to his girlfriend or wife does NOT mean he CAN – or even deserves a chance to try?! I’m sure you have plenty of words of wisdom for his girlfriend. 😉
~laughs~ Oh EmmaJane !!!! You and I both know that acceptance is the final part of the Kubler_Ross grief model. Poor guy. He apparently is in the denial stage where he ‘might’ have a chance. Do I and his girlfriend let him stay there …. perhaps holding out the carrot of access to the sweet, yummy pussy or do we tell him the real truth about guys with small dicks. Hmmmmmmm. You make a really good point about whether he deserves a chance. Does that, perhaps, sound entitled to you? Entitled guys with a small cock don’t get any further with me or his sexy girlfriend. What do you think?
Oh Miss Olivia, the truth hurts doesn’t it! XD I always find myself giggling when I get this argument from poor, neglected, small-dicked men (or their sympathizers)… But you’re absolutely right! While he may very well miss being able to thrust, wiggle and otherwise attempt to satisfy his poor girlfriend with that DECIDEDLY underwhealming flap of skin between his hairy thighs… Don’t they ever take into account how much SHE must be missing feeling full, stretched and satisfied??! Not to mention the feeling of EXPLODING as a REAL man nails her to the mattress? Silly, selfish subbies… *tut tut tut*
OMG, Miss Rita…..so true ! And here’s the thing about the thrusting and wiggling you mentioned …. that does NOT feel good. You know a guy has a small dick if he’s wiggling around and you can feel his hip bones on your inner thigh more than you can feel the cock inside. Honestly! Pfffffttttttt. We’re going for the REAL MAN buddy …. but you can always bring us drinks, in bed! ~laughs~
Don’t you think its natural to cuckold a man, when you are the one In Charge? I never knew, before becoming an Erotic Phone Sex Entertainer that cuckold was anything more than an old Victorian word and not something I did to my submissive – because I am The Boss.
What you think Miss O .. is there anything better than feeding some bottom boi a hot and fresh cream pie?
OMG !!!! Such a great comment (as usual) Ms Vivan! MEEE TOOO ! ~laughs~ I always thought I was just ‘cheating’ or ‘swinging’ or, as I liked to say, ‘being frisky.’ ~laughs~ OH OH OH and you know what? I thought cream pie was Boston or banana until I realized it was the just deserts of the cuckold! ~grinz~ Ahhhhh, the excitement of being The Boss.
OMG Mistress … Denial, stages of grief? Acceptance???
… this just isn’t how I saw this all working out!
I really didn’t need Mistress Rita’s “full, stretched and satisfied … nailed to the mattress” visuals either! Really? Not helpful. Not exactly a confidence builder is she?
And wild and wicked grins from EmmaJane? No, that’s just not right … not right at all. So cruel. Not very nice … I don’t like this “acceptance” idea one bit. Not going there.
~laughs~ You don’t like the acceptance idea? Hmmmmmmm. Well, it’s kind of like the weather — you can bitch about it, but it sure won’t change it. Teeeeee heeeeeee
You know, Olivia, it does amaze me sometimes how the unfortunate manager of a mini-dick can have the biggest balls (figuratively speaking, of course) in assuming that the pitiful eleventh finger between his legs is entitled to those privileges that are reserved for REAL cocks. Oh… [Insert mocking tone.] Don’t we at least feel sorry for them? Uhm… Let’s see… NOPE! Scornful? Yes. Pity? Not a drop.
These tiny tadpoles cannot seem to understand that we have ten fingers ourselves, and we are NOT looking for a digit dick. This kind of “But I ‘deserve’ release too” nonsense gets a little dick one thing: nowhere. Furthermore, the begging, pleading, whining, and even crying that may ensue only makes me laugh. Poor dead-end dicks… I don’t care if the truth hurts or sets that nub free; it is what it is. Ditch the dick denial and face reality!
hahhahahahahhahahha I know right !!? Great big balls and that little mushroom button resting on top of them just plain cracks me up !!! Ohhhhhhh and then there’s the tiny balls that look like cute little marbles awwwwwwww ! ~laughs~ Sympathy? No way! hahhahahhahahahhahaha NOPE…..no pity … torment is FUN! ~grinz~ You bring up a great point….if my fingers can fill my pussy better than your tiny dick then that’s truth …. and sometimes the truth hurts! Ohhhhhhhhhhh ~laughs~
Women are more outspoken these days and less tolerant of inadequate guys like me. I don’t know how to argue with anything Mistress EmmaJane said. That “fingers” comment is rough. Maybe it is denial. I’ve been trying to have a mutually satisfying relationship,with a woman for sooooo long now. I’ve always hoped I could make up for what I lack between my legs with charm, decent looks and by being a good provider.
I’ll admit, I’m losing hope … this undersized organ of mine is always a deal breaker.
Mistress Olivia, I know you’ve had more conversations about the “C” word with my new girlfriend. I hope to talk to you about that soon. You know how important she is to me. She and I still haven’t had sex. I’m afraid to try.
~laughs~ There are LOTS of things to do with a guy who has a small penis! Don’t give up. BUT, honestly you do know that She wants someone who has a COCK with charm, decent looks who is good provider! hahhahahhahahaha The same list you used for yourself can be applied to the cock! Poor guy.
Oh, thanks Mistress, That makes me feel all giddy inside and filled with confidence!
Filled with confidence? ~giggles~
So at a little bit bigger than 5 inches is good. I’m safe from being a cuckold? It’s been a long time since my wife has been in the mood though. Maybe she just has been tired…..
Sissy Nylon Ballerina
laughs …. you’re small and MUST be cuckolded … just saying.