American phone sex callers will observe that today is April 15th; this is the deadline for American Tax Returns and therefore called Tax Day.  Sigh.  I have what has become a colorful association with the IRS, the people who bring us the celebration of Tax Day.  Today is a manufactured Holiday; just like Hallmark is the cabal behind pseudo-holidays like Valentine’s Day.  I digress.  Tax Day … the days leading up are for show, little drops of lube (sometimes flavored) dripping and oozing before the Main Event.  We Americans get screwed today and in the timeless tradition of holiday celebrations I thought I’d break My blog silence with this post about surviving Tax Day by getting screwed in a fun way …. phone sex!

If you’ve already sent in your return and gotten a refund, why not call Me for erotic roleplay?  Can you imagine?  I’d be your tax return preparer dressed in…hmmmm, short skirt, blouse, thigh high stockings, strappy sandals with sexy toe cleavage.  Imagine the questions, “Mr. X, I’d like to ask you about this trip to the Strip Club and you’ll have to tell Me about it whilst I’m giving you a lap dance.  Hold still, numbers make Me SQUIRM with Pleasure.”  I just bet you didn’t have that THAT conversation with YOUR tax preparer.  Did you?

If you’ve waited until the last minute and want to make today even more special, why not call us for erotic humiliation?  Can you imagine?  Ha ha ha, loser and all the rest.  You’ve delayed watching your money go and now you want to cum.  Hmmmmm.  Cumming and going.  Bleh, little dick and I see you’ve used the 1040-EZ form.  *rolls eyes* Of course.

But, you know, there’s always the good ole guided masturbation session.  I mean, really, when you’re going to get screwed, who can do it better than the individual to Self?  Think about the thoughts that float around in your head.  I think it is perhaps part of the Human Condition to have Toxic Waste swirling in the conscious/unconscious thoughts.  Some call this being introspective.  Others call this neurotic.  Woody Allen would, perhaps, call this *making a good living and being rich* ….. hmmmmm, being rich; not such a bad thing to be, if you remember to pay your taxes.

Olivia  – Always Original

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