In honor of 2 Mistress Tuesdays for our anniversary month (November, 2021) a group of ladies will team up to tell you what we think of your penis. We’ll look at your dick pics while we’re on a call and we’ll tell you what we think of your cock.
The dick pics review team
Look for fun stuff from Mandy, Madison, Daphne, Scarlet, Roxie and Claire. My podcast partner Ms Erika and Miss Constance will be available if you plan ahead for your call. Stay tuned because I’m sure there with be other Mistresses who want to judge your junk.
Please don’t send a dick pic without permission or unless you want us to rate your cock on a call.
On 2 Mistress Tuesday you get 10 minutes for $27.50 that means you get 2 Mistresses for the price of one for the first 10 minutes! (Anything over 10 minutes is the regular price).
Check out all the phone sex anniversary specials.
Goddess Mandy – cock connoisseur
You can listen to the whole conversation I had with Goddess Mandy about how we’re going to do dick reviews. Here are some excerpts.
Ms. Olivia: I’m really excited about this call for dick pics for us to review.
Goddess Mandy: I think you guys are gonna love it. I think you are going to want to hear what we are going to say about your dick.
The truth about penis size
You have probably heard that women want a huge cock. So, it makes sense that any man want to know “how does my cock stack up?”
Does your lover tell you the truth?
Goddess Mandy and I talk about whether we have lied to a guy about his penis. This is a confession you won’t hear anywhere else and it might surprise you. This is the answer to the question you’ve always wondered.
Penis public service announcement
Think of this call for dick pics as our version of a public service announcement. It’s not really a PSA — it’s a PPSA – penis public service announcement.
Penis rating system
Unless you want small penis humiliation we’re going to do an actual critique of your cock.
We’ll give you our first impressions: visuals, aesthetic impressions, size, shape, veins, and grooming.
Discussion about penis preferences
Goddess Mandy ended up surprising Ms Olivia with her aesthetic preferences.This leads to a lively conversation about circumcised versus uncircumcised cocks. The ladies have different takes on what looks the best which is why you really need to have more than one Mistress review your dick pic.
There are so many options for manscaping and, once again, the ladies have different preferences. I point out that lots of hair means that there’s way more hair spitting during a blow job. If you want to hear a really fun and sexy podcast, check out How to Give a Blow Job (with Goddess Mandy as our guest).
Classic cock or something else
We don’t know what rating system we’ll use. Maybe it’ll be a 5 star system or maybe a sliding scale. We still need to come up with that but rest assured you will have a great time with us no matter what system we finally choose.
Are you ready? Remember, don’t spam us with a bunch of unsolicited photos. When you’re ready for your call, send your dick pic.
Aren’t you happy we’re having this anniversary celebration? We are!
Your Experienced Mistress,
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You’ve seen how small I am with Ms Erika/Ms Daphne ????. That’s why all of you have put me in bras panties breast forms heels makeup lipstick and wigs with dresses blouses dressed up as your sissy girl. I realize I’m not boyfriend material anymore as I’m a sissy girl in which all 3 of you give lipstick kisses on my cheeks reminding this. How can I say no resist or go back to being a guy? I can’t! This is who I am and become forever
laughs and laughs
You are MUCH better in panties and being our sissy creampuff!
Now Olivia…. you know how I feel about dick ratings/dick reviews/genitalia inspection. What a wonderful idea.
OMG I totally forgot that —- YESSSSS post a link to your blog and your dick ratings! Did you ever use the penis rating image I sent you?
Ms Olivia what can I say? Another example of how you’ve “come up” with yet another method to keep the pets “up and coming”. No excuse with all these Tuesdays, not to get a proper assaying of your “mettle “ by the astute and honest Mistress panel!
Can’t wait for my report card!
hahahahahaha — well I can’t claim credit – Daphne was the one who came up with the idea as a perfect part of the 2 Mistress Tuesday promotion. Oh and I found out that Duchess Willow has been doing dick ratings for nearly a year!
I wish I could say it’s my idea but honestly I feel like I’m late to the party.
My apologies to both Duchess Willow and Mistress Daphne for my premature exhortations! It can happen to anyone, but let’s not be too rough on the old guy…still in a brain fog from Locktober! I’ve tied a string around my….let me check…finger, yes, to remind me of the remaining 2 Mistress Tuesdays!
BRAIN FOG !!!!
You’re forgiven lil peg — Locktober is sooooo hard on a lil sissy!
Sigh, it was hard and long, but my reward last week was worth every moment!
Hard ….. yes …. long, well, no. BUT I will say again, you are an adorable lil snack pack fun size!
Plus you have great taste in panties!
Looking like November could be trying as well! Just biding my time until I get my next treat! Now , I must tell you how much fun it was that Mistress Erika shared her “pix” (I honestly cannot call them “dick pics” can I?) of me. Store them away…they certainly won’t take up much room!??!
laughs and laughs
a very SMALL file lil peg?
the picture of that guy at the end, makes me think he has the space shuttle in his tighty whities lol.
wanna see that space shuttle blast off, do you?