I love a good story and when it’s also a funny story you have my total attention! I’ve been reading some of the vanilla media coverage of this month. One blog post made me laugh with a story about someone who was caught masturbating and told, it’ll make you go blind — to which the masturbator replied, “hey, I’m over here.” hahahhahahhaha We all know masturbation is good for you.
Ms Christine 1-800-601-6975stroke your way to good health
You don’t go blind but you can suffer from stroking boredom. There is a cure for boring wanking. There are lot of ways to spice up your masturbation. A skilled Masturbatrix can help! One of my favorite playmates is Ms Christine who is hosting a Masturbation May stroking contest.
Ms Christine and Ms Olivia
Ms Christine and I were talking about our favorite Month recently and I asked her for some of her favorite quotes. Here you go!
Ms Christine says: “Masturbation is our first and most natural form of sexuality.” We both know it’s fun to masturbate alone and it’s even more fun with some hot mutual masturbation. Here’s what Ms Christine has to say about that: Masturbation is a private thing by nature, so by sharing it, you really grow close to your partner (or Mistress).”
Since I started out with a funny story, I’ll leave you with this thought from Ms Christine that made me laugh! She said, “If no one knows you’re being sarcastic, then it isn’t sarcasm, it’s masturbation 😉” tee hee Go ahead on Christine, good one!
Do YOU have a funny story, great quote or thought that you would like to share?
Ms Olivia
i do like to stay healthy!
~laughs~ oh yeah…don’t we all? ~grinz~
Dear Mistress Olivia,
I agree with Mistress Christine that masturbation is our first and most natural form of sexuality. I was already masturbating when I was (younger) because it was pleasurable. Now that I am in the female domination and BDSM lifestyle, I like to be instructed when to masturbate. Even though I enjoy masturbating alone, I prefer to masturbate in the presence of other people and the LDW mistresses over the phone. Over the past few years, practicing guided masturbation and orgasm denial has allowed me to really grow closer to my mistresses AND experience some Tantric pleasures.
Thank you for the quotes!
Solo masturbation is great …. and I really like mutual masturbation which is why I love doing phone sex. Sometimes I tell the caller that I’m masturbating with him….sometimes I don’t….but rest assured LDW Group Mistresses are hot, horny Femdoms who love self pleasure! ~grinz~ Thanks for your comment!
My wife said go ahead and stroke it all you want. She wont go near it . Told me one day to go get a butt plug, some lube and go to town stroking to Ms Olivia’s pics.
Ohhhhhhhh my!